Note: Free degrees offered through this program are offered only to those who have not already received degrees through membership or ordination in the Church of Apathetic Agnostic.

Please take note:

• Issue of Bachelor of Adequacy degrees will cease as of January 2019. If you want a degree you must apply by 31 December 2018. Procastinate no longer. Apply now to demonstrate your adequacy.

Bachelor of Adequacy

For those seeking certification of being "good enough."

1. - You must apply;
2. - You must respect the restrictions against multiple applications;
3. - You must certify that you are just about good enough;
4. - You must correctly answer the four Yes / No questions on the application.

Date of Issue

All degrees will be dated as of the June Convocation of the past completed academic year.

Multiple Application Policy

Multiple applications will be deleted unactioned. This includes:

1. - Applications from those who have already received a free degree or ordination from us;
2. - Applications when a separate application for membership is submitted to the Church of Apathetic Agnostic;
3. - Applications when a separate application for ordination is submitted to the Church of Apathetic Agnostic;
4. - Applications when a separate application for ordination is submitted to the Worldwide Church of Agnostics.

We do recognize that, given time, some recipients of a free degree may come to see the truth of the doctrines of Apathetic Agnosticism. The Church will consider applications for membership or ordination submitted no earlier than two weeks after an Adequacy Degree Application has been issued.

Email Delivery

1. This degree is issued free of charge to qualified applicants by email in jpg format.
2. We only issue degrees via email. Please do not request alternate delivery methods, that would cause us to ignore your application.

To obtain your free Bachelor of Adequacy Degree:

1. - please make sure you have read and understood the instructions above, particularly with respect to multiple application policy;
2. - then if you wish to proceed, please fill in the Application Form;
3. - if your application passes initial review, we will contact you at the email address you provided to confirm you indeed wished to apply;
4. - if you reply to that message within 7 days, we will issue the degree, otherwise we will delete the application.

 

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(The University is considering continuing to offer these degrees post-2018 in return for a token non-tax deductable donation of just one Bitcoin. But we probably won't do it.)