Note: Free degrees offered through this program are offered only to those who have not already received degrees through membership or ordination in the Church of Apathetic Agnostic.
Bachelor of Adequacy
For those seeking certification of being "good enough."
You must apply;
you must respect the restrictions against multiple applications;
you must certify that you are just about good enough;
you must correctly answer the four Yes / No questions on the application.
Date of Issue
All degrees will be dated as of the May Convocation of the past completed academic year.
Multiple Application Policy
Multiple applications will be deleted unactioned. This includes:
- Applications from those who have already received a free degree or ordination from us;
- Applications when a separate application for membership is submitted to the Church of Apathetic Agnostic;
- Applications when a separate application for ordination is submitted to the Church of Apathetic Agnostic;
- Applications when a separate application for ordination is submitted to the Worldwide Church of Agnostics;
We do recognize that, given time, some recipients of a free degree may come to see the truth of the doctrines of Apathetic Agnosticism. The Church will consider applications for membership or ordination submitted two weeks after an Adequacy Degree Application has been issued.
This degree is issued free of charge to qualified applicants by email in pdf (Adobe Acrobat) format. You will require the Adobe Reader V5.0 or later to view and print the certificate. Adobe Acrobat Reader is available as a free download from Adobe.
We only issue degrees via email. Please do not request alternate delivery methods, that would cause us to ignore your application.
To obtain your free Bachelor of Adequacy Degree:
please make sure you have read and understood the instructions above, particularly with respect to multiple application policy;
then if you wish to proceed, please fill in the Application Form;
if your application passes initial review, we will contact you at the email address you provided to confirm you indeed wished to apply;
if you reply to that message within 7 days, we will issue the degree, otherwise we will delete the application.